Mundane & Boring Life: Juz 4 Laff

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Juz 4 Laff

Working in the airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed....
Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Like a prostitute

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say:
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS" .....
Like a prostitute

REMARKS
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve
off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the airline industry please share this with them so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like a prostitute!